What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:38

Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.